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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

Justin Bieber fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
Michael Jackson: lol
Tom DeLonge: lol
Mark Hoppus: lol
Travis Barker: lol
Kurt Cobain: lol
Axl Rose: lol
Bob Marley: lol
Patrick Stump: lol
Jared Leto: lol
Wayne Hussey: lol
Nikki Sixx: lol
Gerard Way: lol
Frank Iero: lol
Ray Toro: lol
Mikey Way: lol
Billie Joe Armstrong: lol
Mike Dirnt: lol
Tré Cool: lol
Dave Grohl: lol
Chester Bennington: lol
Paul McCartney: lol
George Harrison: lol
John Lennon: lol
Ringo Starr: lol
Freddie Mercury: lol
Brian May: lol
Roger Taylor: lol
John Deacon: lol
Elton John: lol
David Bowie: lol
Brendon Urie: lol
Ryan Ross: lol
Damon Albran: lol
Dan Campbell: lol
Butch Vig: lol
Synyster Gates: lol
M. Shadows: lol
Johnny Christ: lol
Frank Sinatra: lol
Joey Ramone: lol
Dave Mustaine: lol
James Hetfield: lol
Corey Taylor: lol
Michael Vampire: LoL
Philip Kross: lol
Aaron Graves: lol
Dj Black: lol
Andy Six: lol
Jake Pitts: lol
Jinx: lol
Ashley Purdy: lol
Christian Coma: lol
Ozzy Osbourne: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?

leonardodicrapio:

_{Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to Antarctica in 2006}

tastefullyoffensive:

[theawkwardyeti]

iminvinciblex:

“About a quarter past seven, the sun finally came up. I heard the interior door to the house unlocking. It opened, and this tiny voice said, “Excuse me.”
I glanced up. It was the little girl, Paris. She stepped into the garage, holding out this cup. It was hot chocolate, with some of those little melted marshmallows in it. She just stood there quietly and looked at me and held out this cup and said, “Daddy said to give you this.”

~“Remember the Time: Protecting Michael Jackson in His Final Days.”